The Lobster Claw
A savory, sensual twist on a dirty martini—with brine, heat, and a whisper of luxury.
Ingredients:
- 2 oz vodka (or gin, if you prefer) 
- ½ oz dry vermouth 
- ½ oz lobster brine* (see note) 
- 2 dashes hot sauce (Crystal or Tabasco) 
- 1 dash lemon juice 
- Garnish: Skewered pickled cocktail onion and small shrimp or claw meat 
Instructions:
- Combine all ingredients in a mixing glass with ice. 
- Stir (not shake—this is ritual, not chaos). 
- Strain into a chilled coupe or martini glass. 
- Garnish with something strange and elegant. A single claw, a shrimp, or a sprig of dill will do. 
🧪 Optional Lobster Brine DIY:
 Simmer lobster shells in a bit of water with sea salt, peppercorn, and lemon peel. Cool, strain, and add a splash to your martini like olive brine.